Trump has never done a hard day’s work in his life, but he still wants to control the work ethic of others, so he can keep his minions down, while he keeps on getting fatter and richer and lazier. What a pig. He has no intelligence, no experience with anything relatable, no record of decency. He is quite literally a USELESS person. What could anyone ever need him for? And yet we also live in a world where this guy is one of the most powerful people in it!!! How’s that for irony?
No one needs his medical advice. He cheats at golf. He’s an extraordinarily bad politician. He’s not even relatable. He has to be the center of attention and no one else gets to shine. No one would want him at Thanksgiving dinner, and he’s the kind of guest no host would want. No one likes his jokes, because they’re not actually funny; they’re just obnoxious. He has NOTHING to offer the world.
Poor people are lazy? Just think of Donald Trump and realize that he’s never achieved ANYTHING that anyone couldn’t with all the advantages he’s had. He’s the laziest fucker alive, as are so many billionaires. They promote the narrative that the poor should be ashamed for relying on government financial aid or food stamps. Meanwhile, people like Trump lie in bed eating cheeseburgers all day while their workers bust their asses for minimum wage. How hypocritical can it GET?
Relaunching Trump Vodka?! That’s fantastic, now we get to watch it flop AGAIN!!! Bring out the popcorn!! Get the ice cream!! Mix the cocktails – but don’t use Trump Vodka for fuck’s sake, we have STANDARDS!!
Trump can’t make a business succeed unless he’s president and has the power to manipulate markets. What a shit businessman!
Prediction: Trump Vodka will taste like shit.
Yup, and eating seven cheeseburgers without getting out of bed also qualifies you to become PRESIDENT.
Shouldn’t Trump’s slogan be “Make America Fat Again?” They say lead by example, after all. It’s astonishing he’s survived this long and isn’t totally frail. Let’s chalk it up to the expensive healthcare the rich can afford, huh? Life is so cruel sometimes, right? Good people get cancer while fat, greedy assholes go on to make their money off the death and destruction of the nation.
Well, perhaps Trump’s fate is worse than any other – a life with no human connection whatsoever. No one likes him. The MAGA loons are merely deluded. And his cabinet members are Republican opportunists. He has no friends. He is 100 percent off-putting. He is perpetually vomit-inducing. It’s highly likely that his narcissism results from parental neglect and abuse, which means even his parents didn’t like him. No one has EVER liked Donald Trump, and that must be his deepest fear.
To spend a whole life in denial like that – well, you can’t be said to have had the human experience, can you? Trump is an empty vessel, a walking nothing, a blank slate, a literal zombie.
That’s how bullies work. They make themselves look big by attacking people they don’t think will fight back. If you lie down and take it, you can expect even more abuse from a bully. Trump can’t fight someone who won’t surrender. That’s how weak and pathetic he is.
You cannot hide from reality. It’s coming for you, sooner or later. Desperate denials don’t change anything. When reality crashed into Hitler’s Reich, he couldn’t go on existing. The same will go for Trump. You cannot fight reality and win. You’ll lose every time. That’s why it’s called reality.
Alternate Titles
“An Empty Life”
“The World Doesn’t Need Trump”