Unicorns
Self-reported MAGA Trumpeteers have shown the sickness of their cult. They are socially maladapted, psychiatrically disturbed, sadomasochistic individuals who literally CANNOT tell the truth. If Trump told them unicorns were real, they’d believe it. They already have a number of “unicorns” in their giant conspiracy theories. Any real adult looks at their scrawlings and thinks, “What the fuck am I reading?”
Is MAGA actually a bunch of five-year-old girls stuck in the bodies of insane adults? Many of them are quite eager to prove they’re “real” men, unlike those effeminate liberals! Isn’t there a strange interplay between hyper-masculinity and the ultra-feminine world of MAGA girl fantasies? The ultimate paradox is that these loons try and act like dominant males, but then behave like hysterical women when their feelings are hurt. And of course, they have the most girl admiration for Donald Trump as their PERFECT MAN!
Is this how all Trumpers secretly feel about Trump? Do they think he’s sexy?! They definitely act like it! There’s no way in hell the 50+ year-old MAGA airheads fawning over Trump don’t have some kind of puerile attraction. Ewwwwww!
Alternate Titles
Teen Girl MAGA
Girl Power for Trump
MAGA: All Girls, All the Time